Dumb Easy Oral Tactic
Filed Under: Seduction
A friend of mine told me about an
incredibly embarrassing event.
I think it’s funny.
He thinks it’s embarrassing. lol.
In a way it could be thought of as a
pretty cool “oral” technique.
(Hint: This is NOT the alien oral sex technique
mentioned at http://SweetFemaleOrgasms.com
but you could combined it with the “alien oral
sex technique” to make it 10 times more
powerful…)
So listen up, you can learn from “my buddy’s
embarrassment” to eat her amazingly…
aaaaaaaaannnnndddd….
You can also use it to “train your girlfriend”
to give you a “rollercoaster-face” blowjob!
Here’s what happened.
One Saturday night he got *wasted* at a party.
There were some hot girls at the party,
but none of them gave him the time of day.
But there was this 350lb girl who had a crush
on him for years…
So he decided to leave the party and go back
to her place.
To make a long story short, they ended up
“getting busy”.
I wish I could tell the story like he did,
because it’s funny the way he tells it…
But then, he gets serious as if he is about to
Tell a campfire “ghost story”…
He proceeds to discuss what he considered to
Be the highlight of the night…
“the blow job she gave him”
He said this “blow job” was
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than
anything he has ever experienced….
So I asked him: “What made it so good?”
He said: Don’t laugh!
I said: OK (but I was prepared to laugh, because
that’s what I do when someone tells me ‘Don’t
Laugh)
He said: I think it had to do with her mouth
being “slippery and hot” because her technique
(i.e. mouth movements) weren’t that different
that anything I had before…
It was like she just got finsihed eating a
bucket of fried chicken while having a fever!
Although that was mildly humorous and
quasi-offensive, I could see how that would make
the blow job better…
In other words: It makes sense.
(Slippery + Hot)
It’s not really rocket science.
So how could you use this information…
The next time you are performing oral on
(preferably, using the “Alien Oral
Technique”) do this:
STEP 1: Discreetly have some hot tea nearby
in a thermos (to keep it hot)
Also, keep some flaxseed oil nearby. (You can
Get it at any vitamin store.
STEP 2: Perform any oral routine on her that
you normally do.
STEP 3: When she is getting ready to reach orgasm,
take a few sips of the tea - hold it in you mouth for a
while to heat it up. Then take a tablespoon or
two of flaxseed oil.
Swallow just enough of the flax oil so that your
mouth is fairly oily.
(and still hot from the tea)
STEP 4: Proceed to engage in the oral activities.
That’s pretty much it.
In general, it’s all about contrast (Temperature, Pressure,
Speed and “Tongue Geometry”) and a few other things…
Warmly
CR James
P.S. If you want more oral tips, read
http://SweetFemaleOrgasms.com


Victor | Oct 16, 2008 | Reply
Fellas, try heating up some canned peaches. Of course, rub the peaches across her clit. It drives them crazy.
Instructor CR James | Oct 17, 2008 | Reply
Hey Mike…
I’m going to have to try the altoids trick.. never heard of that one before…
Navid, how is oral sex (man on woman) gay?
Instructor CR James | Oct 17, 2008 | Reply
I like the peaches idea, vic… (gotta try that one, too)