Archive for October, 2008

Huge Mistake #453

CR,
How are u? ZM again. I want to get some stuff from you to develop an attraction with this girl who is my friend.
I’m not her good friend, just started talking to her last semester before she graduated. Lately she told me she will call me , and I should not call her as much. [...]

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The One

Hey Mr. James
I have a problem, well a little dilema.
I think I’ve found THE ONE for me. I never  thought that that day would come but when you meet someone and get to know them and can’t stop thinking about them, it’s the funny feeling you get. She works with me, well along side [...]

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It needs to be BIGGER (oh well)

I’m still recovering from the football game
yesterday…
My team (The Ravens) got hammered
yesterday… (31 - 3) OUCH!!
My wife went out and bought me a
Ray Lewis jersey that was so
damn small my belly button was
showing!
Her: Try it on.
Me: It looks VERY SMALL.
Her: Just try it on.
Me: (struggles to put it on)
Her: Does it fit?
Me: Sure… in the [...]

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Dumb Easy Oral Tactic

A friend of mine told me about an
incredibly embarrassing event.
I think it’s funny.
He thinks it’s embarrassing. lol.
In a way it could be thought of as a
pretty cool “oral” technique.
(Hint: This is NOT the alien oral sex technique
mentioned at http://SweetFemaleOrgasms.com
but you could combined it with the “alien oral
sex technique” to make it 10 times more
powerful…)
So listen [...]

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